May, 2005



May 1st, 2005, 2:49 p.m. - Arrrrrr!

They're remaking Yours, Mine, and Ours, one of my favorite old movies. The original starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda, and was about two widows with 18 children between them who get married. How can they remake that movie? Why do they always have to remake good movies? Why can't they just--?

Wait, what? Dennis Quaid is in it? Oh. Never mind.


May 2nd, 2005, 5:31 p.m. - The roundup

"Bewitched, Bothered, and Bedazzled"

"Kelly, Kelly, Kelly"


May 4th, 2005, 12:15 a.m. - Wow

Those of you who don't watch Veronica Mars, start now. Well...maybe not now, since next week is the season finale, and you'll probably be really confused. But get your hands on copies of the episodes and enjoy them. VM is one of the best shows on TV, and each week is like a little present. Even the not-so-great episodes are better than most of the junk on TV.

Those of you who do watch it - was I the only one who thought Duncan was going to kill Meg tonight? Just wondering....


May 6th, 2005, 9:34 p.m. - Visa: everywhere you want to be. Except prison

Today I got to sit in a courtroom and observe people enter pleas, give testimonies, and get trial dates. (My boss is a court reporter. I didn't do anything wrong, I promise.) I saw a 19-year-old college freshman get convicted of credit card fraud, for which she could serve up to 25 years in jail. Let that be a cautionary tale for all of you out there dumb enough to attempt fraud.

When a guy asks if you like children, what your views on dating are, and when your birthday is, that's a good sign, right? :)


May 8th, 2005, 9:36 p.m. - You know it's coming

"Elementary, My Dear Watson"

"Another One Bites the Dust"


May 9th, 2005, 6:17 p.m. - You'd think I'd learned my lesson with Newlyweds and Ashlee Simpson

As the main TV season is ending and I have nothing to cover this summer, I'm probably going to pick up Tommy Lee Goes to College and Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. Feel free to call me crazy. My summer will be white trashirrific!

11:52 p.m. - ...

Sometimes when boys are dumb, they actually admit it.

Oh, and my birthday's in 8 minutes.


May 10th, 2005, 5:56 p.m. - Happy, happy birthday, from all of us to you...

I'm 23! And I get the season finales of The Amazing Race and Veronica Mars as my presents.


May 12th, 2005, 12:03 a.m. - Early bird

"One Little Blessing"


May 17th, 2005, 1:49 p.m. - Annyong!

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic preview

"Her Way"

And now, the best news of the day - FOX has renewed Arrested Development for a third season. With club sauce!


May 18th, 2005, 9:20 a.m. - Sigh

"Lynne Spears, Don't Watch This"

CBS canceled Joan of Arcadia. Darn you, CBS! Well, at least 2 out of the 3 shows I was worried about are coming back.


May 19th, 2005, 10:58 p.m. - Who says work can't be fun?

Today, my co-worker Julie and I staged an invasion with Hershey's kisses. It's a long story.


May 20th, 2005, 1:38 p.m. - Thanks for trying, UPN

UPN is moving Veronica Mars to 9 p.m. on Wednesdays this fall. Apparently, this is considered the best timeslot. Or it was, before ABC moved Lost to 9 p.m. on Wednesdays. D'oh!


May 23rd, 2005, 6:11 p.m. - Mini round-up

"You're Still Here? It's Over!"


May 25th, 2005, 6:25 p.m. - More Britney (sorry)

"It's in His Kiss (That's Where it Is)"


May 30th, 2005, 8:51 p.m. - take arzt

Lost fans, check this out.


May 31st, 2005, 6:32 p.m. - Imagine that

Wow! Deep Throat is...some guy!



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