General Hospital blog - July, 2005

July 1st, 2005

Alcazar wants to put Carly in charge of something charitable at the hospital? The same Carly who just knocked a woman out with a book in her own home? Okay....

Hey, do you think itís important that Maxie take her medication? Because theyíve only mentioned it 10 times. I wasnít sure.

What does Dr. Thomasí penchant for nurses have to do with Michael? Or Jason, for that matter? And does it mean anything that heís recovering memories? Are they going to pretend they never said his brain damage was irreversible? Sigh. So many questions.

Why didnít Skye ask Jax for money? He wouldíve given it to her. What a genius.

Best throwaway moment of the episode: Jason calling Alcazar ďWhatís His Face.Ē

July 4th, 2005

No fireworks? What a rip-off.

I so hope someone arrests Carly during that board meeting. That would be awesome. And she would totally deserve it.

Iíve said it before and Iíll say it again - Jason is the smartest character on the show. Luke may be the second smartest.

Oh, Reese. Call her bluff. If she really knew you were Charlotte, sheíd say something instead of being vague. Donít be an idiot and give away the farm.

July 5th, 2005

I suddenly have all of this respect for Sam for yelling at Carly, but Iím not sure what to do with it.

Iím thinking that Murphy is the bad cop. There are only three cops we ever see, and itís not Mac or Lucky, so that leaves Murphy. Also, why else would they randomly bring him back?

Shut up, Alcazar and Carly. Just because.

Oh, Maxie. You know what youíre getting into, donít you?

July 6th, 2005

Why would Emily tell Jason about Ric and Reese? Why does she care? I still donít get why itís important that she knows.

You know, Lucky, youíre turning into a jerk very quickly, and I donít want to have to hate you.

We get it. Jesseís a hottie. Maxie like. Got it.

Carly is such a hypocrite. I want Jason to start barging into her house just to be annoying.

July 7th, 2005

Prediction of the week: Elizabeth will get pregnant but wonít know if the father is Lucky or Jax. Then sheíll have to figure out whether sheís getting $50,000 or keeping a baby.

Yeah, Carly worked so hard to plan that party...for a whole day. How stupid.

Why does Dr. Winters think that Dr. Thomas likes Sam? She must have some amazing powers of intuition there.

Take that glass away from Sonny! Iím warning you!

Zander had a dead brother, too. Just saying.

July 8th, 2005

Wow. Next week is gonna rock.

A hurricane in New York? Um, okay. Nice coincidence that this story is running while thereís a real hurricane, though. Oh, and since a bunch of people are stranded together, can Mary come back and start killing people again? Maybe she could start with Carly.

I love Reese. Thanks for Carlyís champagne bath!

I still donít see that Dr. Thomas is in love with Sam. That just seems weird to me.

Um...why is Courtney in the barn?

I still say Murphy is the bad cop. Prove me wrong, Murphy. Prove me wrong.

July 11th, 2005

Ha! I was right about Murphy! Heís pretty good at playing creepy, too.

Go away, Diego. I canít tell you how long itís been since I cared about him and Brook. Well, thatís probably because it was never.

Sorry, Elizabeth and Emily, but you two are the worst nurse/pre-med duo ever. But at least Ric and Alexis are together.

How many times has Reese been knocked out in the last month? She should now have more brain damage than Jason.

Man, Lucky is a jerk. I never thought he would be this unappealing.

July 12th, 2005

Oh, there you are, Courtney. By the way, youíre an idiot.

Youíre an idiot, too, Jesse. Yeah, Iím sure Murphy wonít come after you guys again.

Tell him off again, Elizabeth! And then go get yourself a better boyfriend!

Alcazar breaking that mirror was awesome. Just awesome.

Also awesome - Alexis and Ric! Yay!

Iím more interested in the Jason thing from a psychological standpoint than anything else. I just want to know everything thatís wrong with him and what areas of his brain were effected. Does that make me a complete dork? Wait, I already know that answer to that. Never mind.

July 13th, 2005

Why is everyone having sex in houses other people are staying in? Isnít that just...wrong?

Sam is definitely more amusing when sheís drunk. Maybe everyone should just be drunk all the time.

Speaking of that, should Sam and Jason be playing a drinking game when theyíre supposed to be looking after a kid?

Wow. Other than the sex, not much happened today. Boring!

July 14th, 2005

Everyoneís annoying. Shut up, everyone.

Except Alexis and Ric. Yay, Alexis and Ric! Owen and Abigail are both very nice names, though if the babyís a girl, I think they should name her Chloe.

So...are Courtney and Nikolas going to get together or something?

Wow. Murphy is creepy. WOW.

July 15th, 2005

YAY! Alexis and Ric! Who really cares about anything else?

So...Carly figured it out? How did she do that by getting knocked out and having a flashback? Thatís, as usual, bizarre.

I figured Murphy wouldnít be there later. Whatever.

Once again, drunk = funny. Hee to Nikolas and Courtney.

No way would Alcazar go to get help for Alexis. She killed his brother! Though itís ironic that, when she was in labor with Kristina, the other Alcazar left her out in the snow, and this one is trying to help her.

July 18th, 2005

I know Iíve said it before (a couple of times, actually), but I have to say it again: yay, Alexis and Ric!

Whoa! Durant is a dirty, rotten liar! Wait, why am I surprised?

Hee. I love Jason. He should hit Durant. I donít care if heís in a wheelchair. Well, he doesnít need to be, so...go for it, Jason!

Figured Elizabeth was pregnant. The question is, is the baby Jaxís or Luckyís?

TONY! Too bad you have to take care of your ex.

At least they didnít give Carly amnesia. Though that wouldíve been more interesting than whatís going on right now.

July 19th, 2005

DONíT PULL GUNS ON COPS! Jason, youíre supposed to be the smart one, remember?

If only someone would go over to the board meeting at the Quartermainesí (hi, Ned!) and tell them that Durant can walk. Then they wonít need Alcazarís money, since there wonít be a lawsuit, and then they wonít have to worry about him becoming the CEO of ELQ.

Hey, Elizabeth? Two words: paternity test. Just sayiní.

I havenít said this in a while, but shut up, Courtney.

Yeah, where HAS Skye been?

July 20th, 2005

Sigh. I already hate this Michael on the run storyline. Bleh.

I guess ďdoing a favor for AlcazarĒ is code for ďgoing on my regular 6-week vacation.Ē

Um...why was Ric on Sonnyís couch?

Too bad the Quartermaines didnít know about Durant earlier, like I said yesterday. They would be spared CEO Alcazar.

July 21st, 2005

Bleh, on the run, bleh. Hope this ends soon.

Okay, Jodie HAS to be imaginary. Thereís no way she found Michael on that boat.

Is Ric really gullible enough to think that Sonny was going to stick to their so-called deal? Please. I think he was believing what he wanted to believe.

Way to be an idiot, Maxie.

July 22nd, 2005

Ha! I knew Jodie wasnít real! she an imaginary friend, or has Michael had a psychotic break?

Dear commercials: We get it. Michaelís innocent. Jason had something to do with A.J.ís death. Stop teasing us and get to the point already.

Speaking of teasing...okay, Nikolas and Courtney, just get together already.

They said months ago that Lucky would be getting a partner. Took them long enough. Oh, and I donít care.

July 25th, 2005

Um...why did Sam go into town? And why right then? Did I miss something? Itís possible I fell asleep, since nothing was really going on.

Okay, Courtney and Nikolas - either have an affair already or shut up. Just DO SOMETHING.

So Reese will be on Sonnyís side because she hates Durant? Um, okay. How nice for Michael.

Dear writers: multiple personality disorder is not the same as schizophrenia. Also, Jason would know that, since he almost became a doctor. Study up on psychology next time, please. (Not like this is the first time youíve screwed this up - remember the Alexis/twinkle twinkle/ďKristinaĒ storyline?

July 26th, 2005

Awww, poor Jason. And he was trying to pretend, too! I donít buy him calling Reese, by the way.

So...Dr. Thomas...did what now? Ooh, maybe heís responsible for Jasonís amnesia.

Why is Rachel back all of a sudden? And if sheís back, why canít they bring Steven back, too?

Shut up, Durant. I hope you did kill A.J. and they put you in jail for life so you have to go away forever.

Didnít Mac learn anything about raising teenage girls from Robin?

July 27th, 2005

Um...I donít like Dr. Thomas so much anymore. However, he can kill Rachel if he wants to. I donít care.

Guess we donít need Jodie anymore, huh?

Dude! Courtney was so kissing back!

Yeah, Sonny, itís really smart to make a deal with Durant and expect him to follow through with it. Idiot.

Shut up, Brook. Way to make girls everywhere look good.

July 28th, 2005

Run, Michael! Ruuuuuuuuuun!

ĎBye, Rachel! I wonít miss you!

Yeah, Iím guessing things between Courtney and Nikolas arenít so much over.

Um, Carly? The lawsuit against Bobbie was dropped. Donít let the Quartermaines near Michael! (Well, except Monica, Ďcause sheís cool.)

July 29th, 2005

Way to confront a killer by yourself, Reese. Idiot. Run away, little girl!

Okay, Courtney and Nikolas, if youíre going to have an affair, then just do it already. If not, then stop it. Make up your minds already.

What the heck is up with Alan?

Carly is so going to find Skye in her bed in the morning.

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