General Hospital blog - June, 2005

June 1st, 2005

Let me amend my position on Tracy/Luke/Skye scenes - they can have a ton of scenes together as long as they don’t talk about sex.

Clichéd paint fight aside, yay for the return of the Four Musketeers! They need to have another Kelly’s closed dinner.

Sonny and Carly are the worst parents ever. Why should Jason and Sam have to deal with Michael’s issues?

Jane! ‘Nuff said.

Quote of the day: “Stop making fun of my house!” (Nikolas)


June 2nd, 2005

I really don’t care if Jax and Courtney get married. Really don’t.

Hee, Tracy and Coleman. So funny, yet so disgusting.

Did you ever think you’d hear someone’s ex-husband tell her new boyfriend to marry her? That’s just weird.

Maxie = whatever.


June 3rd, 2005

Next week on GH...

• Passion ignites between Sonny and Reese... (Friggin’ finally.)
• ...Just as Carly’s relationship with Alcazar takes a new turn. (Let’s hope it’s a bad turn.)
• Alan uses Michael as his pawn in a twisted scheme. (Boo!)
• Skye uses Coleman to arouse Luke’s jealousy. (Is it using week?)
• Reese’s murky past comes back to haunt her. (Doesn’t everyone have a murky past? Am I supposed to be surprised?)

Wow. Carly’s gone off the deep end.

Oh, and so has Alan. What the heck is he trying to pull? He knows that Michael killed A.J., right? Very strange. Not very Alan-like, either.

Kevin mention! Now, if they’d just bring him and Lucy back....

Courtney and Jax got married. Yawn.

Hey, look! It’s...that girl! The one who had the baby! What’s her name? Oh, yeah, Bridget.

Okay, if Alexis and Ric don’t get back together, she has to get back with Ned. I demand it.


June 6th, 2005

Ug. I hope Carly and Alcazar go to South America and their plane crashes and we never hear from them again. Sure, Michael would be sad, but he’d get over it.

Why did we have to watch Sonny have sex? It’s not like we haven’t seen that before...a million times.

Plead the Fifth, Ric.

Wow, Courtney’s an idiot. It takes a special kind of person to get locked out of a hotel room and stuck in an elevator on her wedding night. Courtney is definitely that special.


June 7th, 2005

Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Sucks to be you, Carly.

Whatever, Sam. Stay out of other people’s lives.

Wedding night + TV = boring.

Yes, I truly enjoyed the Saga of Emily’s Hand. Now go away, Princess. Oh, and I love how she basically tells Elizabeth that she has a great arrangement in her teeny little apartment, then goes home to her mansion. What a great friend.


June 8th, 2005

I know he’s twisted, but I kind of like Dr. Thomas. I mean, he doesn’t care if Carly and Alcazar destroy their lives! Awesome. And at least he brought up the whole “Michael’s only 9, so stop letting him run your life” thing. I’ve been saying that for years.

Speaking of bringing up points I’ve made, thank you, Skye, for continuing to remind Luke and Tracy that the $15 million belongs to Nikolas and Alexis. Also? Skye is totally my hero. Well, except for the kissing Coleman part. That’s just gross. (I think they did sleep together once, though.)

Not that it wasn’t nice for Bobbie to have a scene, but...Tony? Anyone? Anyone?

Awww, Emily and Michael are bonding over the fact that they’ve both killed someone! Maybe Alexis can get in on the game.


June 9th, 2005

Whoa! Reese knew the real Carly? That’s bizarre. Or, wait...maybe Reese IS the real Carly! That would be really weird. She’s here to get her name back!

I kind of already like New Felicia. Even though she’s a little evil.

Thanks, Exposition Alice! You’re very helpful.

Awww, Emily and Nikolas are kind of cute. I wanna date him!


June 10th, 2005

You guys. Reese/Charlotte is the real Carly. YOU GUYS. It makes no sense, but it’s BIG. I wish they’d mentioned the whole Carly/Caroline thing before, though. New viewers would have no idea.

Wait, Tracy actually does like Coleman? You have to be kidding.

What’s up with that girl, Jodie? Maybe Michael’s having hallucinations. Wow, he really does need therapy.

I can’t decide which couple I care less about - Carly and Alcazar or Diego and Maxie. It’s a toss-up. Though, speaking of things that should have been brought up before, I wish someone had mentioned Frisco when Maxie first got sick, because she mentioned him today and new viewers would have no idea who her father was.

If you want proof of how great Rick Hearst is, pay attention when Sonny tells Ric that Reese was trying to tell him something. In about one second, it’s obvious that Ric is worried that she was trying to tell him about their...um...fling.


June 11th, 2005

Gather ‘round, children, for a couple of history lessons on current storylines.

1) Maxie/Georgie/Felicia/Frisco/Mac/Bobbie/Tony/B.J.: Once upon a time, Felicia and Frisco (Jack Wagner) were married. They had Maxie. Some time later, Frisco left. Once upon a time, Tony was married to a woman named Tania. They had B.J. After Tania died, Tony married Bobbie (whom B.J. was named for) and they adopted Lucas. In 1994, Maxie was diagnosed with Kawasaki Syndrome and Felicia (who was engaged to Mac at the time) was told that she needed a heart transplant. Mac went off looking for Frisco and brought him back to see Maxie. Somewhere around this time, Felicia and Frisco had a little reunion sex. Just as Maxie was getting worse, B.J. was in a bus accident and was declared brain dead. Tony and Bobbie decided to take her off life support and donate her heart to Maxie. Oh, and then Frisco left again. A couple of months after the reunion sex, Felicia got pregnant with Georgie. The story goes that she was told Frisco was Georgie’s father.

So, keep in mind that a) Maxie got her cousin’s heart, and b) Georgie’s paternity is still in question. Despite the recent mention of Frisco, I doubt Jack Wagner will make an appearance, since he’s on another soap now.

2) Carly, aka Caroline/original Carly, aka Charlotte: Caroline grew up in Florida and was best friends with a girl named Carly. Carly was supposedly killed in a car accident when they were 16, and Caroline blamed herself. She was so traumatized from witnessing the accident that she never learned to drive. When she came to Port Charles in 1996, she came under Carly’s name and has been known as Carly ever since.

So, now we know that Reese is Charlotte, and she probably knows that Carly is Caroline.


June 13th, 2005

Carly and Alcazar are spending their wedding night...talking? Okay, then.

Ric and Alexis are so getting back together. I decree it!

Sonny doesn’t think that there’s anything suspicious about Reese saying the name Caroline? I would think he’d at least mention that it’s a coincidence, since he knows that Carly’s real name is Caroline.

Dude, what’s wrong with me? I didn’t hate Emily today. She should be a pediatrician or a child psychologist.


June 14th, 2005

I figured Evan had something to do with Jamie’s death. Crazy freak.

Is Nikolas on something? I think he’s lost his mind. Why would he think that Emily spending time with her godson means that she’s trying to avoid him? And then he was all, “Poor me, my wife is in pain.” It’s pretty bad when I’m taking her side in this.

Speaking of Emily, why is she suddenly talking about Paige? Is that going somewhere?

Hey! Jax and Courtney are willing to spend $50,000 on a surrogate, and Elizabeth and Lucky need $50,000! What an amazing coincidence!

Holy crap, what is Courtney wearing?


June 15th, 2005

Yeah, I bet they’re going to kill off Georgie and give her heart to Maxie. I’m just that gullible.

Could they make Evan any more one-dimensional? Does he also kick puppies?

Wow, Elizabeth wants to be a surrogate for Jax and Courtney! That is such a shock!

Go, Michael! It’ll never work, but go anyway!


June 16th, 2005

Georgie is so not going to die. But I bet they’ll find out a little secret about her paternity....

Lucky has lost his mind, hasn’t he? Maybe he and Nikolas can start a support group.

TONY! Nice of them to give him something to do. Because Heaven forbid he get involved in the sequel to the plotline he was a major player in ten years ago.

Oh, hi, Rachel. You can go away now.

Oh, hi, Murphy. You...actually, I have no problem with you. You can stay.


June 17th, 2005

Everything happened very quickly, but I’m guessing that a) Ric stumbled across Evan, b) Evan told Ric (or Ric overheard) that Reese is Charlotte, and c) Ric killed Evan. Everyone on the same page now?

Seriously, I don’t believe that they’re going to kill Georgie. I really am not that gullible.

Enough with the friggin’ pizza shack already!

Shut up, Lucky. You stole money. You don’t get a say anymore.


June 20th, 2005

Dear writers: we know you’re not killing off Maxie. Stop it.

Jason’s right - when did Sonny get all chummy with Ric? I kind of wish we’d gotten to see that transition, instead of it just happening all of a sudden.

I like it when Nikolas and Emily have sex, ‘cause I get to fast forward.

Tony and Bobbie got more screentime than Sam! Hallelujah!

I guess Dillon isn’t going away to school after all, huh?


June 21st, 2005

Excuse me while I rewind and watch Durant get shot again.

Just for the record, when Durant got shot, Ric’s first instinct was to protect Alexis. I just want that made clear.

Do we really have to listen to Sam and Emily talk about sex?

Hi, random bad undercover cop who wound up in Maxie’s room and will probably end up with her, even though he’s probably too old for her. Give me a reason not to hate you.


June 22nd, 2005

How did Michael get to the PCPD? Did Jodie drive him there?

I’d like to state, for the record, that I totally called the whole Durant thing. I might not have proof, but it’s true. I promise.

Please, no more anything having to do with Courtney, Jax, and sex.

Wow, a Carly/Tony scene! That hasn’t happened for a while.

Quote of the day: “I would be eternally grateful if you would take my husband to bed.” (Alexis)


June 23rd, 2005

Bobbie, stop talking to Durant. Not just as a principle, but because his lawyer will ask you what you said to him. So...just stop.

So I guess Jodie exists. Huh.

Turn the page, Sonny! Turn the page!

Still loving the Tracy/Luke/Skye/Coleman stuff, especially with Alice and Edward involved. Yay!


June 24th, 2005

Yay, penthouse! I’ve missed it.

Maybe, if we’re lucky, Alexis and Ric will remember why they fell in love while they’re working on Durant’s case and get back together. Please?

Looks like Maxie and Jesse are going to be Emily and Zander II: Maybe He’ll Live. Wonderful.

Shut up, Carly. Shut up, Sam, Shut up, Emily. I know she wasn’t on today, but still, shut up.


June 27th, 2005

I’m not going to ask why Jason was sitting in the dark in Reese’s penthouse. It was funny enough that he busted Carly.

Seriously, does Tracy REALLY love Coleman? Because that’s just weird.

Does anyone else think Jodie’s a little precocious? Just wondering.

Dear Courtney, Jax, Elizabeth, Lucky, Emily, and Nikolas: Maybe you should think about tryint to communicate with your significant others once in a while. You might enjoy the results.

Alcazar wears cowboy boots? I think not.


June 28th, 2005

I can just imagine Jason walking out of Reese’s penthouse post-Sonny/Reese sex, all traumatized.

Would it have been more or less lame and predictable if Nikolas and Courtney had gotten stuck in an elevator together instead of on the roof? And, yeah, I’ll bet it never happens to anyone again.

What happened to the interesting parts of the Luke/Skye/Tracy/Coleman storyline?

Yeah, Alcazar, because Carly hasn’t already made you look foolish.


June 29th, 2005

Asher Thomas? Hee. Hee hee hee. What a soap opera name.

So, when Sonny sees Michael outside but (obviously) doesn’t see Jodie, does he just think that he’s talking to himself? Because that’s just weird.

Shut up, Durant. And go away. Lizzie don’t play that game.

Yes, Emily and Nikolas, just keep having sex. It makes the hour go by faster.


June 30th, 2005

Jesse is officially Zander. Maxie is officially Emily. This does not bode well for either of them.

Why does Dr. Thomas have Sam’s medical records? I’m so confused.

I wonder if those were real flashbacks of Jason and Monica from 1996. I wasn’t watching regularly back then, so I don’t recognize them. If they were real, awesome continuity.

I still don’t get this whole Jodie thing. Of course, I probably never will.

Yay for the realistic deposition! Well, sort of. I’m talking about the court reporter being there. Yay for that detail!


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