"I've lost my keys. Where are they?" - Alias episode guides
"Stupid fingers! Stupid string!" - Angel episode guides
"Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, didya?" - Buffy episode guides
"Oy with the poodles already." - Gilmore Girls episode guides
"I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob." - Grey's Anatomy episode guides
"That's what she said." - The Office episode guides
"Annoy, tiny blond one. Annoy like the wind!" - Veronica Mars episode guides
"The crazy bar is set really high in this town." - The General Hospital blog